Unfortunately, Charles won't be able to attend this year's reunion due to a previous commitment. (Life in prison, without a chance of parole.)

It just won't be the same this year without Leslie Van Houten.

According to the Pew Research Center, nearly one in five Americans believes that President Obama is a Muslim.
In reality, he is Moneyist (a branch of the Capitalist faith), meaning that he worships the almighty dollar.

Top contributors to the 2008 Obama Presidential campaign included Goldman Sachs, Google, Citigroup, JPMorgan Chase, UBS AG, Morgan Stanley and the US Govt (meaning our tax dollars). Obama was also the largest single recipient of donations from BP.

Is it just me, or is Ms Winfrey looking a bit thinner these days?

Maybe it's not how much you eat, but how much those around you eat.

Apparently the US gets only 5% of its energy from sustainable, renewable sources.
In the event of a collapse, this would mean that the small (one percent) of the population that owns more than 90% of the wealth in America would once again be able to escape unscathed, and still have a little to sell back to the peasants at a fair profit.

Green is the color of money...

Another proud graduate of the Hervé Villechaize Chauffer School

Okay boss, where we going?

The Ground Zero Mosque: Perhaps both sides need to give up a little, and compromise on something that we all agree on for the site--like another fucking Starbucks.

Remembering the fallen

Due to the chaos surrounding the recent floods in Pakistan, we may never find out who was responsible for leaving the bathtub running.
Still, there is some good news, as Pakistan looks to be a serious contender in the swimming competition at the 2012 Olympics.

Gold, silver and bronze!

Maybe Tom Arnold could help broker a solution for peace in the Middle East? If nothing else, it will get him out of the country for a while … and give him some time to think about his life, his career, and certain lifestyle choices.

Who knows more about the Left Bank than somebody who left the bank when he split from Roseanne?