Buy My Comic

An open letter to editors and publishers:

I understand your paper must be deeply in trouble, or you wouldn't even be considering America's Numero Uno Comic®.

While I don't want to give you false hope, I can tell you stories-miracles really-of how my work has turned around far bigger messes then the one you're in right now.*

How you got into this mess is not my problem. I only need to know if you have the money to buy yourself out.

Well, do you???

If so, send me an email to begin our discussions about adding America's Numero Uno Comic®.

Until Tuesday,


Mr Carlos Montage
The World's Greatest Cartoonist





*All of these miracles were meticulously recorded before being destroyed by fire.